This is wrong in every possible way. If you’re wealthy, and Tony Allen is (at least until he blows his money on some stupid business deals), then you have an obligation to hand out full size candy. It’s one of the few unwritten rules of pre-college Halloween. Rich people have to give out awesome candy, just like how the outcast in school needs to get his house toilet-papered, and how the idiots who leave out a giant bowl of candy with a sign thats says “please take one” need to pay for their stupidity. When I was a kid, there was nothing better than getting a giant Hershey bar in my bag. So shame on you Tony Allen, you better step your game up next year.


Check out Tony Allen in the Athlete Twitter Awards

Check out Tony’s livetweet of an accident with an old lady